Meghan Markle and Prince Harry get along with Brooklyn Beckham for one simple reason

Harry and have offered their support to and his tricksy wife Nicola Peltz in the family rift which saw Brooklyn boycott all of his Dad's 50th birthday celebrations (we're told) on Nicola's instructions. God help dopey Brooklyn and his little rich girl wife, because having Hazza and Megs advise on a family feud is like having Vladimir Putin advise on how to bring about world peace.

The Beckhams must be devastated knowing Meghan's form for toxic family relations. She managed the unprecedented feat of alienating her and from everyone in her own family. Imagine what Meghan will be dripping in about how they should cut David and Victoria out of their lives forever. Maybe she'll even tell them to write a book about how awful they are and make millions in the process.

"Harry and Meghan are very empathetic to the couple," said a source. Course they are. They're all kindred spirits - spoiled, immature, selfish babies who throw their toys out of the pram when they don't get what they want and who think the world revolves around them.

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Meghan's popularity in the UK has plummeted to an all-time low. According to a YouGov poll, only Prince Andrew is less popular. Dear, oh dear. The perfect mom act, the flower sprinkles, the bath salts, tending to her honey bees 'ain't fooling anyone.

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, who inherited the Queen's two corgis, claims Her Maj communicates with her through the dogs. Time she had a lie down I think...

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appeared in court in Paris this week to give evidence against the gem raiders she thought were going to rape and kill her. But why does she have to make everything that happens in her life - even the deadly serious stuff - into an Insta event?

She turned up in court dressed not like a witness who'd been frightened for her life, but like a racy burlesque artist about to perform. Even when she's talking about the fact she might have been shot and killed, she's sporting millions of pounds worth of diamonds and putting on a show for her followers...